Top 10 replies by programmers when their code doesn't work:
0. That’s weird…
1. It worked yesterday.
2. It’s never done that before.
3. How is that possible?
4. There is something strange in your data.
5. Oh, that was just a temporary fix.
6. I haven’t touched that code in weeks!
7. I thought I fixed that.
8. Actually, that’s a feature.
9. It works on my machine.